U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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