I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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