i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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