pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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