it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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