She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
