i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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