what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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