I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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