Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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