he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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