your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
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i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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