Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
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my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
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he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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