I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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