she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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