Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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