you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
send nudes
from the living room?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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