he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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