Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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