He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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