what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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