Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is