are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
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Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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