Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
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Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
We need to get me chipped asap
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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