remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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