Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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