she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
It's just like the Real World with babies
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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