Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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