hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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