We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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