My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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