mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
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Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
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We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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