How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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