she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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