I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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