these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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