some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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