I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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