People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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