When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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