im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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