He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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