I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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