if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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