Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I wish they made helmets for livers.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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