Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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