hotel room ftw
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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