I love black thongs
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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