Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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