Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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