i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Just took my morning after pill in the library
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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