dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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