Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
how does that bad decision feel?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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