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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
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