Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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