she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
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I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
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DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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