I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i can't believe i had my finger in that
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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