I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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