Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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