i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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