***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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