is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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